Come and learn how to
Write all kinds of verse at my
Poetry Acad

When Sean Connery
Went to Wimbledon, he would
Get there for ten-ish.

My happiest time:
October the 30th
When you said ‘I do’.

A choccy biscuit
with no biscuit, just choccy.
This year peaked early.

My one aim today
is to be better than I
was yesterday. Good luck.

This veggie diet
is making me quite unwell.
Gimme a steak pie.