RBS fucked your mortgages
HSBC fixed Libor
The only banks you can ever trust are
Two solid banks of four

Two banks of four
To no-one shall we yield
Two banks of four
Strikers miles upfield

Two banks of four
No space in between
Two banks of four
Style just ain’t our scene

Two banks of four
We’re no slaves to fashion
Two banks of four
None of that fancy passing

Two banks of four
Strictly functional rubbish
Two banks of four
No time for a flourish

Two banks of four
Keep the aesthetes at bay
Two banks of four
It’s the British way