The Rules
- Never drink owt you can’t see through
- Never eat anything bigger than your head
- Never have a pet that does bigger shits than you do (courtesy @sugwindfire)
- Wear socks, you prick
- And while you’re at it, you might as well make them good socks, and matching ones at that
- You don’t need wheeled luggage; you need to carry less stuff
- Be less Morrissey, be more Johnny Marr
- Never joke about someone else’s shed (courtesy @NorthernWrites)
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