The Rules

  1. Never drink owt you can’t see through
  2. Never eat anything bigger than your head
  3. Never have a pet that does bigger shits than you do (courtesy @sugwindfire)
  4. Wear socks, you prick
  5. And while you’re at it, you might as well make them good socks, and matching ones at that
  6. You don’t need wheeled luggage; you need to carry less stuff
  7. Be less Morrissey, be more Johnny Marr
  8. Never joke about someone else’s shed (courtesy @NorthernWrites)