I’m well past playing any. Instead, I talk a good game.

What I mean is, I commentate. I’ve been doing football and rugby league commentary for Huddersfield Hospital Radio since 2008. Prior to that, I was doing it for Leeds Rhinos RLFC for four years.

Every Monday on Huddersfield Hospital Radio, we have a half-hour sport talk show where the team and I dissect the main talking points of the previous weekend and throw forward to upcoming events.

I don’t do much football blogging any more. When I do, it’s at the home of football sarcasm that is Euroballs. Previously, I’ve written for The Two Unfortunates, The Magic Spongers, We Are Going Up and In Bed With Maradona.

I had a column in Forty-20 magazine for a bit as well. Something I may go back to one day, I hope.

Here are some bits that I’m more than usually proud of:

• The Greatest Sporting Rogers for Sabotage Times
• Where Have All The Nicknames Gone? for IBWM
• True Football Stories: Shaolin Soccer for Magic Spongers
• On Lee Clark getting fired by Huddersfield Town for The Two Unfortunates
• A match report I did for York City on a very cold and very boring away game at Rushden & Diamonds
• Stop Cheerleaders for Little Grubbers
• Opening up to democracy ‘seriously harms’ Burma’s F1 bid for News Arse
• Horses call for London Marathon changes for News Arse
• Celebrations at CERN on discovery of new FIFA ranking for News Arse
• Dog “treated like Carlos Tevez”, court hears for News Arse
• World of golf mourns Kim Jong-Il for News Arse
• Insanity embargo for three Championship clubs for Euroballs
• Multi-purpose gossip column for Euroballs
• In praise of: Non-league football terraces for Euroballs
• Calling out Nick Knight for Tasty Morkels
• Sachin Tendulkar and the statistical bucket for Tasty Morkels
• The hair weave vs baldness – which is better? for Tasty Morkels
• Beards vs moustaches – which is better? for Tasty Morkels
• Next country to be invaded by Russia during and Olympics to be named for Newsbiscuit
• Non-league football club announces sponsorship deal with local loan shark ‘Big Dave’ for Newsbiscuit
• The Argument: In 2016, football is as political as ever for The Two Unfortunates
• When Eagles Dared for IBWM
• On second teams – well, my second team for The Two Unfortunates

A couple of my IBWM pieces ended up on World Soccer as well, which was nice.

Given that I watch Huddersfield Town quite a lot, you also get to hear me on occasion along with the lads on the Thrice Champions podcast, which is usually a giggle. Expect intolerance of poor players and love for ambitious German coaches.

And when I’m not doing that, I’ll be at York City.